1
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- Mama!
- Hmm?

2
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Want cookie.

3
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You may have a cookie when
you've finished your dinner.

4
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- Aw!
- La-la!

5
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Oh, Mom, we're gonna be late
for my play if we don't leave now.

6
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Just a minute.

7
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You know I'm the
lead wood nymph.

8
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If I'm not there,

9
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the enchanted forest thing
goes right down the toilet.

10
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Fran, I have been waiting in that
car with your mother for ten minutes.

11
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Just your mother
and me, in the car,

12
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ten minutes.

13
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- I'm on my way.
- Thank you.

14
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- Robbie, we're leaving.
- OK.

15
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Now, honey, your brother
is finishing his dinner,

16
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so no cookies for him

17
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- till he cleans his plate.
- Want cookie.

18
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You sure you don't mind
having to stay here and babysit?

19
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To avoid Charlene's play,

20
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I'd be willing to throw
myself down the stairs,

21
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sustain severe head injuries

22
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and eat through a
tube the rest of my life.

23
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That's sweet, dear.

24
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- Bye!
- Bye.

25
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Huh?

26
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Freeze!

27
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Set the cookie down.

28
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I'm in charge and I'm telling
you, put the cookie down.

29
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Hey, uh-uh. Don't
you even think about it.

30
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Very good. Nice
and slow. That's it.

31
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Hey, I told you not to do that.

32
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Come on, spit it out!
Come on, spit it out.

33
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Don't you swallow.
Don't you dare swallow.

34
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Huh?

35
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Are you OK?

36
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Baby, little guy, come on.

37
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Come on, swallow!
I'm sorry I yelled at you.

38
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Please don't...

39
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Put your arms up! Lift your
arms, come on, now breathe!

40
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Swallow! You're not
breathing, you're not breathing!

41
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Swallow! Huh?

42
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Oh, no, what did I do?

43
00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:06,324
Oh, OK, OK, OK, OK!
You can have the cookie!

44
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Honey, I'm home!

45
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Aaah!

46
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- Ohh!
- Ow!

47
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- Ow!
- Ooh!

48
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Aah!

49
00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,883
Oh, no! What did I do?

50
00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:08,386
Aw, come on, little guy.
Please, please. Aw, jeez!

51
00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,355
What am I gonna do? Ah.

52
00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,324
No, Mom and Dad
are gonna kill me.

53
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You gotta wake up. Please.

54
00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:16,128
Oh, come on, I
gotta do something.

55
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I'll call an ambulance.

56
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What is that emergency
number? What is it?

57
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- Nine-one-one!
- Nine-one-one.

58
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Uh...

59
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Hello. Hello, Emergency?

60
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Yeah, I wanna report
a dead baby dinosaur.

61
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What happened? Well,
he pretended to choke

62
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on a cookie and when his big
brother found out he was faking,

63
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he beat the tar out of him.

64
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Hey, that was a dirty
trick. I was really scared.

65
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Don't you laugh at this.

66
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Hey, don't you scare
me like that again.

67
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Scaring someone like
that is not funny at all.

68
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Yes, it is! I scared you! Ha-ha!

69
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You think you're funny.

70
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- I'm a scream!
- You're going to bed.

71
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No, no, no, no. Not bed,
not sleepy. Tell me a story.

72
00:04:05,111 --> 00:04:08,714
After what you just pulled?
You're going straight to bed.

73
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Story, story, story!

74
00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,618
- Hmm, you want a story?
- Yeah.

75
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OK, I'll tell you a story.

76
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And you like the
scary stuff, right?

77
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- Uh-huh.
- OK.

78
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How about if we
make it a scary story?

79
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Ooh...

80
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Yeah, scary story!

81
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OK, this is a totally true story
that happened on an autumn night

82
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- just like this one.
- Uh-huh.

83
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There was a full moon in the
sky, and a cold wind in the air.

84
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I was walking this
girl home from a date...

85
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Gosh, Robbie, it's really
nice of you to walk me home,

86
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but why do we take a
shortcut through a graveyard?

87
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Don't you think it's
kind of romantic?

88
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Romantic?

89
00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,162
Are you nuts? It's a graveyard!

90
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Oh, yeah.

91
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But don't you think it's
got a kind of... mood?

92
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Yeah, a real creepy mood.

93
00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:03,882
Aw.

94
00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,471
Isn't this where those kids
got attacked by cavemen?

95
00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,272
- Oh, that story?
- Yeah.

96
00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,075
Well, little lady, if there's
a rabid caveman here,

97
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and I highly doubt it,

98
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you needn't worry because
Robbie Sinclair is here to protect you.

99
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Ah!

100
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Oof!

101
00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:27,625
Hey, hey, come here, you!

102
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Yeah, you're pretty
good at beating up girls!

103
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Let's see how you do with
somebody your own size!

104
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Oof!

105
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That... That was
pretty respectable.

106
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So what are you gonna do
now, smart guy, huh? Huh?

107
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Ow, my arm! My arm! Ow!

108
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Ow!

109
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I think so.

110
00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:03,361
Oh, Robbie, you were so brave.

111
00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:04,963
- Huh?
- You saved my life.

112
00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,810
Well, I guess I did, didn't I?

113
00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,734
- Oh, your arm!
- Oh, no.

114
00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:11,203
- Is it bad?
- No, it's just a scratch.

115
00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:14,372
- Oh!
- Uh, a really big scratch

116
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- that bleeds a whole lot.
- Oh, Robbie!

117
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Don't worry about me.
Let's get you home, huh?

118
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All right... Huh?

119
00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:26,051
He bit you? Were you all right?

120
00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,451
I wasn't sure.

121
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The wound the caveman gave
me was like nothing I'd ever seen.

122
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- Did you wash it
with soap and water?
- I did.

123
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But the strange thing was...

124
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it wouldn't heal.

125
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- Get out of here!
- No doctor could help me.

126
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<i>But there was one dinosaur
who knew of such things.</i>

127
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<i>Who?</i>

128
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<i>The oldest and wisest
dinosaur in the land.</i>

129
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Excuse me.

130
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You have come for advice to
ease the torment in your soul.

131
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Wow! How did you know that?

132
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Not many guys come out
here just to shoot the breeze.

133
00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:04,989
I see your point.

134
00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,258
So I've come to see
you because I was bitten

135
00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:10,127
by a caveman last night
near the old graveyard.

136
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Did you wash with
soap and water?

137
00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:15,232
- Yes.
- Let me see the wound.

138
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Oh, um...

139
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- Here.
- Oh...

140
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A strange mark
appeared on my hand.

141
00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:24,075
Yes, I have seen this
kind of mark before.

142
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- Huh?
- It means...

143
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you may re-enter the
amusement park at any time

144
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without paying a
second admission.

145
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No, no, no, not
that mark. This one.

146
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Oh!

147
00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,924
- This one's not so good.
- Huh?

148
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It is the sign of the pentagram.

149
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- You were bitten by...
- Yeah, but just by a caveman.

150
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Not a caveman. A wereman.

151
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- What?
- A wereman is a creature

152
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,473
- that is cursed!
- Huh?

153
00:07:55,575 --> 00:08:01,112
A dinosaur who turns into a
caveman when the moon is full.

154
00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,782
But... What's gonna
happen to me?

155
00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:08,152
More bad news. Now the
curse has passed to you.

156
00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:10,321
Now you will change

157
00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,958
at the coming of the full moon.

158
00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:16,761
You will thirst only for
the blood of innocent ones.

159
00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,197
Yeah, but there must
be a way to stop it.

160
00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,599
There is only one way.

161
00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:26,571
You must strike yourself senseless
with a club of the purest silver.

162
00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,874
Uh, a club of silver?
And then I'm cured?

163
00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,643
Of the curse, you're cured.

164
00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:35,980
But the extensive facial and
internal organ damage, oh, boy!

165
00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:40,317
Oh, no!

166
00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,623
- The moon's coming up!
- Then hurry!

167
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Hurry, that you
may save yourself.

168
00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:49,460
- Yeah!
- Remember, a silver club!

169
00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:52,196
Solid silver, not plate.

170
00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,933
Go to a reputable dealer.

171
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,201
I have a cousin!

172
00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:02,040
I raced home, desperate to
rid myself of the terrible curse.

173
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,810
I had little time before the
full moon would rise again.

174
00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:09,514
And my only hope lay
in finding a silver club

175
00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:12,851
with which to beat
myself senseless.

176
00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,453
Unfortunately, the
stores were all out.

177
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:18,589
<i>So I had to make
due with a spoon.</i>

178
00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:22,360
This could take hours.

179
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,961
Huh?

180
00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,167
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh.

181
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,838
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

182
00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:46,217
Hey, you wanna turn that
down? I'm on the phone here.

183
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,720
I can't gossip without
you interrupting...

184
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,888
Ah!

185
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,792
What's happening to me?

186
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,917
What happened? What happened?

187
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,209
The curse of the
wereman was upon me.

188
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:14,579
Slowly and painfully,
my body was transforming

189
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:17,915
into that of a ferocious,
vicious caveman,

190
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:22,253
with hair growing
out of me everywhere!

191
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:27,358
Aah!

192
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,138
- Scared yet?
- No.

193
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,075
Good, 'cause now
it gets really scary.

194
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:47,045
- Oh...
- So that night, as the wereman,

195
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:52,217
I went into a terrible rampage!

196
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:21,445
I want one of these,
two of those, one of this.

197
00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:23,781
If Mom knew we were
cheating on our diets,

198
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,518
- she'd have a cow.
- Moo!

199
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:31,523
- I told you she'd be mad.
- Oh...

200
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,526
Hi, Fran. We didn't
think you'd be up this late.

201
00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:37,395
Ah!

202
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,796
Oh!

203
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,833
Jeez, Fran, um, how
can I say this delicately?

204
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,235
You look, uh...

205
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,837
Like a stinking,
hairy caveman. Yuck.

206
00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,884
You have a lot to
learn about tact.

207
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,441
Well, I'm pretty
sure it's not Mom.

208
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,875
Kill it, Daddy. Kill it!

209
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,312
- Oh, yeah, right. Get away!
- Come on!

210
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:58,016
Shoo! Off with you
now! Go on, out of here!

211
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:01,319
- Get going! Get out! Beat it!
- Ha!

212
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,155
- What was that?
- Oh, some sort of strange

213
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,457
inexplicable
creature, half-human,

214
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,826
and yet with a weird
dinosaur-like quality.

215
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,107
It's like nothing we've
ever seen before.

216
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,664
- What should we do?
- Hunt it down and kill it.

217
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,477
Uh-huh! I'll call the angry mob.

218
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,861
Oh, oh, the number's
on the fridge.

219
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,314
- Thanks.
- Sure.

220
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,505
<i>Then what happened?</i>

221
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,173
<i>I roamed the night,</i>

222
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:26,311
<i>desperately thirsting for
the blood of a dinosaur.</i>

223
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,145
<i>Any dinosaur.</i>

224
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,781
He loves me.

225
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,351
He loves me not.

226
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:37,055
He love...

227
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,691
Oh!

228
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,660
Wait.

229
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,695
I know you.

230
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:48,499
Somehow.

231
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,471
- Look, there it is!
- Yeah.

232
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,675
Let's kill the monster we don't
understand and therefore fear.

233
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,645
Yeah! Let's get it.

234
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,848
<i>As I ran from the mob
like a hunted beast,</i>

235
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,850
<i>it dawned on me
I had almost killed</i>

236
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:10,555
<i>the one dinosaur
that I truly loved!</i>

237
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,158
<i>Or at least had gotten
to second base with.</i>

238
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,628
And then the true horror
of my fate swept over me.

239
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:20,431
I was doomed to relive this
nightmare night after night.

240
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,066
Stalking the earth.

241
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:26,904
Thirsting for the blood
of innocent dinosaurs.

242
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,407
- Scared yet?
- No way!

243
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,376
- Can't scare me!
- Oh, yeah?

244
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,179
Well, there is something
I forgot to mention.

245
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:38,282
- What?
- The old gypsy in the woods

246
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,486
had said there were two
ways to end the curse.

247
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,722
- No, she didn't!
- Yes, she did.

248
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,090
You just forgot.

249
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,593
<i>So I went to the
forest to find her again.</i>

250
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,862
Why have you returned?

251
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,331
You have to help me!

252
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,599
You said there was
another way to end the curse.

253
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,835
- I did?
- Yes, remember?

254
00:13:57,937 --> 00:14:01,872
Oh. Oh, right. The other
method for removing the curse.

255
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,418
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

256
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:06,511
I can't tell you.
It's too horrible.

257
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,346
I don't care. You must tell me!

258
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,181
Nothing could be more
horrible than this living hell!

259
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,650
All right.

260
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:17,187
I will tell you the extremely
horrible and scary way.

261
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,757
- Come closer.
- Huh?

262
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:24,996
The only other way to end
the curse of the wereman is this:

263
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:29,300
You must eat the toes
of a bad baby dinosaur

264
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,436
who won't go to
sleep when he's told.

265
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,540
- What?
- You must eat the toes

266
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:41,345
of a bad baby dinosaur who
won't go to sleep when he's told.

267
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,860
All of them?

268
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:48,219
All of them. Even
the piggy toes.

269
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:55,326
And that is what she
told me, just one hour ago.

270
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,994
- Huh?
- That's right!

271
00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:00,397
- It's not a story at all.
- Not a story?

272
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,700
No, it's all true.

273
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:06,403
And now we both know what I
must do to end my life of torment.

274
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,673
- What?
- You understand, don't you?

275
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:09,974
No!

276
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,610
That's why I sent
them to the play.

277
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,722
Huh?

278
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,679
Why I stayed home
with you tonight.

279
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:22,987
Look, the moon
is rising. It is full.

280
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,356
Soon, I will become the wereman.

281
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,625
- I must act now.
- Oops.

282
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,772
Dropped my doll. Get it, please.

283
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:33,130
Sure, little buddy.
It's right down here.

284
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:36,467
Right near your toes.

285
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,922
I got ya. I got ya
good. How does it feel?

286
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,428
Hey. Hey, where'd you go?

287
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,029
Uh, um... Uh...

288
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,997
Hey, come on, I
was only kidding.

289
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,299
- Where are you?
- My toes, my toes!

290
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:12,269
Stay away! Help! Help! Ah!

291
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,739
Hey, hey, hey! I
was only making it up.

292
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,608
I just wanted to show you
that it isn't funny being scared.

293
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:21,012
Now come on down!

294
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,514
Come down! Look,
it's me, Robbie.

295
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,417
I'm not a wereman.
It's only a story.

296
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,253
You're saying that 'cause
you want me to come down

297
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,856
so you can eat my
toes! And it's a full moon!

298
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:35,526
And you're gonna turn
into a caveman! Help! Help!

299
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,128
Mama! Mama!

300
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,899
No, no, no, look! I just
made it up. It's not true.

301
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,969
Yes, it is. Mommy!

302
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,070
OK, look, look, look.
If you come down,

303
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,107
- I'll give you a cookie.
- Mommy!

304
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,743
I'll give you all the cookies.

305
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,279
- OK, let's talk.
- OK. Look.

306
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:59,450
- Here's the cookie jar, and...
- It's empty!

307
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,654
- You promised. Mommy!
- No, no, no. Wait. Look, look.

308
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,457
I'll get you some cookies
and candy, I swear!

309
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,625
Where?

310
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,028
- Uh, at the store.
- Store's closed.

311
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,797
All right, all right, look.

312
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,098
I'll go next door and
ask them for candy.

313
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,868
What if they don't have it?

314
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:20,704
Uh, then I'll go from house to
house to house begging for candy

315
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:24,708
until I get you a whole bagful,
OK? Now, will you come down?

316
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,898
For Pete's sake.

317
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,080
Who could be at
the door at this hour?

318
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,483
Eh, should have known.

319
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,353
- Hi, sir.
- Hi.

320
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,120
I was wondering if
we could have candy.

321
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:41,092
- Yeah.
- What is this,
some kind of trick?

322
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,326
No, no.

323
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,362
- It's a treat for the Baby.
- Yeah!

324
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,231
You Sinclair kids come
around here at this hour

325
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,801
of the night on, what is
this, the 31st of October,

326
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,170
and expect me to give you candy?

327
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:57,908
- Yeah.
- Get lost!

328
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,112
- Oh!
- Gee.

329
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,648
Maybe next time, we
should wear costumes.

330
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,517
Nah!

331
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,303
<i>First up, new
music by Road Kyll.</i>

332
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,540
<i>This is from their
smashing new debut album,</i>

333
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,409
Guts on the Grill.

334
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,980
<i>This is the single,</i> Doe,
a Deer, a Big Dead Deer.

335
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:44,755
Stop it! Quiet!

336
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,759
<i>Hold on, hold on.</i>

337
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,262
<i>- What's with you?</i>
<i>- </i> Don't wanna hear that.

338
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,164
Want something good.

339
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:57,301
<i>Well, I hardly think you're in
the position to do any... Ow!</i>

340
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,970
<i>Oh! All right.</i>

341
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:02,073
<i>All right. Uh, what do you want?</i>

342
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,674
I wanna sing!

343
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,844
<i>- You don't have a song.</i>
<i>- </i> Yes, I do.

344
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,580
<i>This is highly irregular.</i>

345
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,049
<i>Whoa! Uh! All right.
All right, all right.</i>

346
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,485
<i>OK. Um...</i>

347
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,788
<i>Here is the, um, baby with...</i>

348
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,057
<i>a song of some sort.</i>

349
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,492
Kick it!

350
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,099
<i>♪ I'm the baby Gotta love me ♪</i>

351
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,935
<i>♪ Big purple eyes
I'm very cuddly ♪</i>

352
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:36,274
<i>♪ Especially when I hit my
daddy with a frying pan ♪</i>

353
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,241
Fran?

354
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,610
<i>♪ I'm the baby Gotta love me ♪</i>

355
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,879
<i>♪ First I whack you
Then you shove me ♪</i>

356
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,014
- Hey!
- ♪<i> Fly across the room</i> ♪

357
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,618
<i>♪ I like it Again! ♪</i>

358
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,154
<i>♪ Mama says it's
too much sugar ♪</i>

359
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,857
<i>♪ Daddy is all perplexed ♪</i>

360
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,158
<i>♪ A, B, C, D, E, F ♪</i>

361
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:57,594
<i>♪ Gee, you never know
what I'm gonna do next ♪</i>

362
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,696
Fran!

363
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,598
<i>♪ Wanna see me make a rocket? ♪</i>

364
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,734
<i>♪ Watch me put
her tail in a socket ♪</i>

365
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,470
<i>♪ She lights up like
a Christmas tree ♪</i>

366
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,506
Don't try this at home!

367
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:12,410
<i>♪ I'm the Baby and
you gotta love me ♪</i>

368
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,677
Everybody!

369
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,080
<i>♪ I'm the Baby Gotta love me ♪</i>

370
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,949
<i>♪ Big purple eyes
I'm very cuddly ♪</i>

371
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,286
<i>♪ Don't you think that every
home should have one of me? ♪</i>

372
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,122
<i>- </i> Or three!
<i>- ♪ I said, jump on the bed ♪</i>

373
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,557
<i>♪ Hit my daddy on the head ♪</i>

374
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,126
<i>♪ Run around the house
when they tell me not to ♪</i>

375
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,528
<i>♪ I take every chance to
take a poop in my pants ♪</i>

376
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:34,899
<i>♪ But I'm the Baby
and you got to ♪</i>

377
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,423
<i>♪ Da da dee-da Da-da
doop-a-doop do-do-do ♪</i>

378
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:00,757
Yeah!

379
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,561
<i>♪ Do-do-do do da-da
Dee-ba-da da-ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪</i>

380
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,062
<i>♪ Do-do-do ♪</i>

381
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,299
<i>♪ I'm the Baby Gotta love me ♪</i>

382
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,835
<i>♪ Don't you wish there
were more of me? ♪</i>

383
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,603
<i>♪ Daddy, Mother,
brother, sister ♪</i>

384
00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:16,240
<i>♪ I'm the greatest
baby in prehistor... ♪</i>

385
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,875
<i>♪ I'm the baby
and you gotta love ♪</i>

386
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,378
<i>♪ I'm the baby
and you gotta love ♪</i>

387
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:26,550
<i>♪ I'm the baby and
you gotta love me ♪</i>

388
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,786
Gotta love me!

